Ultimate Acts of Love

Five things that I would consider thus: 1. an armful of chestnuts, roasted and peeled 2. an oily massage until I fell asleep (and there are those of you who know how truly long this would be) 3. ears candled in a dark, quiet room 4. a bowl of soup, from a big pot of the same, delivered to my warm bed 5. grumman-canoed to an island for a picnic (with cheese) on a blue blanket Not too unreasonable, I hope? (as per usual - someone direct my future lover to this list, please)